So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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