i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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