ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I need to align my fucking chakras
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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