The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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