Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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