You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
My bed smells like the plague
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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