WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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