He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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