We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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