Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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