i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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