Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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