Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Randomize
