I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I think people are normalizing furries
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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