? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
