This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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