I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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