Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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