She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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