im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
That reminds me...we need to get swords
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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