when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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