Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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