your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
