K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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