I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
There are leaves in my underwear?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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