WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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