nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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