You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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