This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
