Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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