I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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