She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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