Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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