We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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