I want to have your abortion
Apparently you make a good broom.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
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