If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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