And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
