Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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