David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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