ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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