This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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