Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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