I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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