So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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