if you like me you must not know who I am
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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