North Korea, Best Korea!
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
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