I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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