So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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