I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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