I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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