It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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